ketaminedreamswhiskeyglasskisses:

if you don’t see nationalism in the no campaign you’re not looking very hard

theonion:

David Cameron To Scottish People: ‘I’ll Kill Myself If You Leave’
clickholeofficial:


Should The U.S. Deploy Troops To Scotland?

vibranium:

helloimashoutyman:

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

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teamvampireweekend:

Ezra Koenig: alone in a greenhouse // alone in LA

Always Sunny Drinking Game by Lane and Kaitlyn

stayuglystayangry:

rotinpiss:

anarcastiel:

Take a drink any time:

  • Charlie screams
  • Someone says “What’s up bitches!” or emphasizes a statement with bitch
  • Someone says goddammit
  • Dee kicks the air
  • Frank says “my wh*re wife”
  • Dennis does something manipulative
  • Dennis talks about how attractive he is
  • Mac does karate
  • Frank pulls out a gun
  • A reference is made to Dennis being a sex offender
  • Someone calls Dee a bird
  • Mac makes a homoerotic reference (take two if the reference is homophobic/biblical)
  • Someone in the gang ruins Cricket’s life
  • Someone in the gang ruins the waitress’s life
  • A man hits on Dennis (take two if Dennis is into it, not because he is attracted to the guy, but because he’s vain)
  • One of the McPoyles licks someone
  • Dee’s voice gets really high-pitched
  • Frank does something disgusting
  • Mac says something mean to Dee
  • Dee gets punched in the face
  • Dee gags
  • Charlie asks the waitress on a date (take two if he asks her to marry him)
  • Anyone does something that would make them go to jail in reality
  • It’s made obvious that Charlie is illiterate/says something that doesn’t make any sense
  • Charlie is uncomfortable around his Uncle Jack
  • Someone wears “the duster”
  • Charlie wears the Green Man suit
  • Someone makes a reference to Dee’s high school nickname, The Aluminum Monster
  • Dennis calls himself a Golden God
  • Mac comments on a man’s appearance (take two if he talks about someone’s body mass or refers to someone as a Beefcake)
  • Mac or Charlie talk about being “hard”
  • A sexual/romantic implication is made between two members of The Gang
  • Frank mentions Vietnam, sweatshops, or his life as Rambo
  • Frank and Charlie’s “interesting” lifestyle and diet is referenced
  • A reference is made about Charlie being Frank’s son
  • Rats are mentioned
  • Someone references or is shown huffing glue
  • Charlie dances or sings
  • A character is shown/referenced as being in poor health
  • Trash is mentioned

omfg this is perfect

this was an excellent use of our time. Good job team

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that